Dual....:-)
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
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HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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