Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
40s are totally the cure
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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