you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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