Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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