Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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