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its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Randomize
