I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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