i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
love makes seman taste better
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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