This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
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