So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
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