I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
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Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
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I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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