IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
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She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
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Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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