Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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