No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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