i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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