What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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