he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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