is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
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