...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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