How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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