Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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