You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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