I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
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Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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