I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
How's work?
Spinning.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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