I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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