I cockslap morals
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
