There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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