He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
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My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
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Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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