I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
