I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I just want to make out with him forever
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Your penis caused this!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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