I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
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