I wish i was in the wii world.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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