some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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