Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
