My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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