Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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