____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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