turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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