Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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