There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize