i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Randomize
