Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
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You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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