why didn't you poke me back
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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