are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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