I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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