so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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