Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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