At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Randomize
