At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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