So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
