i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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