Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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