I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Randomize
