Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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