party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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